Deep in the Forest of Endless Anon live the HOONs of Yore. Long ago They traveled in vessels on currents of air to the densely forested woodlands they now call home. It’s a land filled with Bunnies and other Creatures, with soft, round tummies that are often fuzzy and they’re clothed-in wildly colored garments of an antique-future fashion.
Swinging and hanging on chairs and couches, out over such heights, that the mists obscure the bottom… Hey, can You spot ’em? The trees that live there have Stars on their leaves and wear woolly fur-lined dungarees. These special trees can move around to find the perfect patch of sunlight and then they dance all night by fire-light, in the Forest of Endless Anon and on and on.
The HOONs of Yore, are, in a nutshell, a Tiny Band of Woodland Creatures, lead by an Enchanted Porcupine King: GaLoobe de Jamune. Deep in the Forest of Endless Anon, there’s a Dance Party Thumpin’, it goes on and on.
GaLoobe de Jamune, the King of All HOONs and his special assistant Lou Blowie (aka Low Bluie), who collects prismatic light refracted off the wings of Dragonflies and thereby placing them in Jars, which, just like everything else, are adorned with Stars. Nicholas Wind-Ding Renfro and Ho Chee Ho, two of the newest Named HOONs to Go… HOON’s Eye Art and HOONs Yo-Yo!
Now way back when, there was a big ole Flood and GaLoobe de Jamune got washed out the door, along with the oven, piano and refrigerator, none of which were ever seen again, although it has been rumored that splinters from the piano were woven into day-glow gymnasium outfits for hours-after Jumping Jacks programs, often held behind steamed up windows and next-door to Noodle Bowl Establishments, or places that serve open-faced turkey and gravy sandwiches.
GaLoobe had an unique experience, possibly the only one of its kind, in which his Spirit was subject to a bifurcation and some large percentage of it went into the Forest of Endless Anon, where after a rather confusing conversation with Hula Gordon, the Head Honcho of Hoon Headquarters, who explained that GaLoobe de Jamune had been the King of ALL Hoons for many years, there, already.
And then, earlier this year, We received a very Special GaLoobe de Jamune MugMonster, who appeared to Us as the GaLoobe de Jamune Version Three point Oh. GaLoobe de Diversion point OH is a pure return to the Quilted Realm, from whence He emerged, full-size but not yet having spiritually bifurcated in the first place, it’s very Suri Nam de Plume-esque.
And We give extra Thanks Yous to the Instigator and the Dream Or Iggie Nator who got Him wrung right out of the Fabric of Space and also Time…